"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." ~Socrates

Luckily, I've been saved too much embarassment as they cut out my ranting of the ever present eye! They used the minute of concious thought...I can take in a deep breath of relief of not coming off as crazy and having friends asking where my aluminum foil hat is...
I still looked like a retard, though.